Since becoming a mom I have...

put deoderant under only 1 arm.

switched my contacts and when I couldn't see thought that my eyesight had changed after pregnancy instead of during,

got ready for work and drove to work on a day that I wasn't scheduled.

apparently agreed to let Andrew do some fantasy football thingie every Wednesday night until 9:30 pm (I have no recollection of the conversation).

brought my lunch bag to work with no lunch in it.

mastered the art of pumping while driving.

worn the same pumping bra too many days in a row to count.

planned our outings around whether my child has pooped that day yet.

cried over diaper rash.

rejoiced over toots and burps.

laughed and cried more than ever before.

and LOVED SOMEONE MORE THAN I EVER KNEW POSSIBLE!!!!

My Heart